Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…