As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
