I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition
