Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio