Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief