Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other