The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth