Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding