He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys