Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

I don’t get mad I get odd

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will