A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

I want what you want so I want a cow

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful