It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go