It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found