A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all