I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food