I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
