History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon