You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Love may never win but love always ties

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it