After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…