The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…