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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

“Every Sign Is Subject to the Criteria of Ideological Evaluation”

Controlling the Means of Obstruction

The dictatorship of the professoriat
uses neologisms
to prevent counter elocution
and to speed the transition to
authentic sophism and the
withering away of the cognate

Other works by Chris Gaither...
When You Put Yourself First You Come Before God

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
Everyone Under Heaven Is Living in Utter Fear; the Opportunity for Courage Is Excellent

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Be Careful What You Mask For, You Just Might Beget It

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
I Didn’t Just Fall Off a Turnip Truck; I Was Shoved Right Off

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
“There is nothing outside of the text”

Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
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We’re Going Through a Phase

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
We’ve Saved All Your Files on Cloud 9

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Does Anybody Actually Want to Win?

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
The Chaos Theory of Everything, or, My Wife Knows Everything

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
The Personal Is Lit Critical

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
I’m Afraid of My Own Chateau

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
Zeno’s Lost Paradox Is Constantly Being Found

There Is Always Room For
The Living Spree

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
I Had a Dream that I went to Sleep Without Taking My Contacts Out but When I Woke Up I Remembered that I Only Wear Reading Contacts and I Haven’t Been Able to Find Any Good Books

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
I Think There’s Someone Tailing Me

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail



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