If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
