Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death