If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…