All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food