I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

God is the world’s only super-bower

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best