Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought