If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
