Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic