Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
The less you need to control the more powerful you
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
When God closes one store He opens another
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons