I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance