1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload