The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm