If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
