Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology