Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…