A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

It’s always darkest before the yawn

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course