Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon