God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
