In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
