Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak