Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…