We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof