The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
