Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good