Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
