Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them