When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
