I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center