Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump