You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle