Come One, Come All
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
