Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you