Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together