You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…