The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
