When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
My ego is too big
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
